Saturday, July 25, 2009

Not everyone can be Picasso

Notice bottom right corner. While everyone else was pretty much able to follow directions Paul decided he'd depict himself as a pirate with a patch. Although maybe he actually only has one eye. Still you fail.

Lay off me I'm starving

Well this is either a depiction of either the circle of life, or an unhappy mother who now has fins for feet and has eat all of Ardan's pets.

Your picture is a piece of SHIT

While I personally have nothing against Japan. Apparently this artist believes Japan is nothing more than an unhappy floating piece of shit. Watch out Japan. The North Korean kids are coming.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Lesson for today: Smoking makes happy

Age 4
While all of these smileys appear to be handicapped, maybe all we need to do to make them happy is pass the joint.

'Is our children learning?' After many years of debate. They are not.

Age 7
Either you need to get your eyes checked or you need to relearn your numbers. I do beleive it supposed to be '2' not '9'. 'Is our children leaning?' I think we have found the answer.

I think you need more than the polluition

I think you need more than stopping pollution to keep you safe. You might also want mommy to stop shooting up the steroids.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Apparently this is what a spoon looks like

Venssa, Age 4

Their assignment: what goes on top of your spoon...
Some how this is a picture of a spoon with a Cheerio on top. I hate to think of the crusty old bags of Cheerios your parents are serving you. Not to mention how disgusting the spoons your eating off of are. I think someone should take Venssa out of art class and save her from her parents.

What happens when an 8 year old find's mom's coke stash

Bridgin, Age 8
You wasted a perfectly good bag of coke to create one of the most hideous renditions of a flower; unless for some reason you found the left over blow next to your mom and this is what you're bringing to her funeral.

No need to go to the bathroom anymore...

Gideon, age 5 caption 'Gideon’s creek is green. The dots along it are trees. The brown and silver are paths. He has two rocks and one bench.'

Looks like Gideon decided to save some time and conserve some paint so instead of going to the toilet to take care of his business, he just made it into art. Rivers are blue. I have no idea where this apparent bench is supposed to be unless he was referring to the way he set this canvas up to serve as a Porta John.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Rethinking eye location...

Jenna, age 6
Not only is this just plain disturbing. I'm glad you finally figured out that eyes are not located in your stomach. Fail.

Humans have tails?

I really just don't know what to say about this picture. However I do know if this is a picture of a real person, I never want to ever meet them.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Fat people need wheels

Kim, Age 7

Kim, you have an interesting insight on life. Maybe fat people should have wheels rather than legs and flashers to warn everyone they're coming.

I think your child is telling you something...

Gloria, Age 8
If children's drawings have hidden meanings, I think 'mum' should hide the knife from Dad because both her and Arrnomy will be dead soon and Zoe will be driving the get away car.

Did daddy model his 'scissors'?

Johnny, Age 5

Johnny: you got one thing right, the spelling of Scissors. I hope that when daddy was telling you how to spell the word, he wasn't modeling his set of 'scissors' for you.