Rethinking eye location...

Jenna, age 6
Not only is this just plain disturbing. I'm glad you finally figured out that eyes are not located in your stomach. Fail.

Humans have tails?

I really just don't know what to say about this picture. However I do know if this is a picture of a real person, I never want to ever meet them.

Fat people need wheels

Kim, Age 7

Kim, you have an interesting insight on life. Maybe fat people should have wheels rather than legs and flashers to warn everyone they're coming.

I think your child is telling you something...

Gloria, Age 8

If children's drawings have hidden meanings, I think 'mum' should hide the knife from Dad because both her and Arrnomy will be dead soon and Zoe will be driving the get away car.

Did daddy model his 'scissors'?

Johnny, Age 5

Johnny: you got one thing right, the spelling of Scissors. I hope that when daddy was telling you how to spell the word, he wasn't modeling his set of 'scissors' for you.